It’s Saturday which means that J is at work, and I’m home with two munchkins. I’m happy today though; I had a delicious McDonald’s breakfast, coffee, and I have my weekly gossip magazines in hand. I plan on grilling steak for dinner. Yes, I know how to grill; my daddy taught me because J doesn’t know how. This is the area of the relationship where I’m the man, and he’s the woman: I grill and drink a few beers, and he watches the kids and drinks Arbor Mist. I’m not kidding.
I have mentioned this on Facebook before, but I have to tell you: I fucking cannot stand when people find something and proudly say, “It was in the very last place I looked!” Of course it was in the last place you looked, dumbass. You’re not going to keep looking after you find the damn thing are you???
I saw this bumper sticker on the way to McDonald’s this morning, and it made me smile: I ♥♥♥♥♥ Polygamy!
I saw another bumper sticker recently that said, “Free Tibet! (with the purchase of another Tibet of equal or lesser value) That one rocked.
Finally, I leave you with a philosophical something: “I want to believe in the inherent goodness in all people, but sometimes I just have to concede that certain people are complete and utter assholes.” —Snort, 2012