I have 5 tattoos
I am deathly afraid of snakes and fire.
With my pyrophobia I didn’t learn how to light a match or use a cigarette lighter until college and that was only to light the Bunsen burner in chem lab.
As a kid in the 80s I aspired to dress like Madonna.
I had braces for almost 4 years.
My feet grew half a size with my first pregnancy.
I absofuckinglutely cannot stand cilantro or organ meats.
My favorite flavor ice cream is pistachio almond.
I got drunk for the first time when I was 18; it was at my aunt’s house, and I drank rum and cokes. To this day I get queasy if I even smell rum.
My toenails are always painted.
I skipped a grade in elementary school.
I dream in color.
My hands are really small and dainty which is weird because the rest of me is the antithesis small and dainty.
I fucking love shoes.
If I could go on vacation anywhere in the world, with unlimited time and money, I would visit the South Pacific, Maldives, Russia, China, and tour the US.
I drove from Houston, TX to Anchorage, AK in 10 1/2 days.
I personally think Scientology is the craziest thing ever. Thetans? Aliens? E-meters and auditing?
My most favorite place to be is at the beach.
I am horribly claustrophobic.
I think gay people should be allowed to marry.
I am obsessed with “Uncle John’s Bathroom Readers.”
I would rather clean toilets than do the dishes.
Both depression and addiction run in my family.
I refuse to swim in lakes and rivers.
I don’t understand the appeal of NASCAR.
I love, love, LOVE both the summer and winter Olympics. Seriously. I watch them religiously and get teary eyed during the poignant moments like the parade of nations and lighting of the cauldron.
I refuse to get a touch screen phone because they drive me batshit crazy. I lurve my Blackberry.
I can type 90 words a minute.
I cannot read music or play an instrument.
I also can’t sing worth a damn.
I’m a mad lip syncher though.
I cannot stand for the chiropractor to adjust my neck.
When J pops his neck it grosses me out.
I refuse to eat at buffets.
I have delivered 2 babies.
Politics bore me.
I hate going to the movies.
I hate when people lie or break a promise.