There is no better feeling in the world than being freshly showered, shaved, and shampooed.
I get to sleep late on Sundays and didn’t drag my ass out of bed until 2:00 pm. It was heavenly.
I made corned beef hash for the first time today. Meh.
I had a dream last night that the county Board of Education where I grew up sent me and my classmates a letter. They, upon further review, came to the conclusion that the high school education we received was sub par, and they were revoking our diplomas because we needed to go back and do high school all over again. It didn’t matter that we are all 33-35 years old. It didn’t matter that some of us had college degrees or a career in the military. It was ridiculous. Folks were showing up for class drunk, I was having a panic attack because I couldn’t find the physics homework I had done in 1996, and I was debating whether or not to re-audition for the flag corps. That dream was fucked up as all get out.
J just informed me that he and the boys are going to Toys-R-Us. Yay! I get the house to myself for an hour!!!
If you have not watched “The Onion Movie” you must do so. I laughed the whole way though.
The buy 1 get 1 free sales at Shoedazzle.com are beyond dangerous.
I am addicted to watching the Olympic Trials.
It is 5:47 pm and 109 degrees.
Footlong saw a lizard in the driveway and laughed. I asked why he was laughing, and he said, “Mama, do you think he can save us 15% on car insurance?”
Monsoon season officially arrives this week! Welcome, rain. I have missed you.
This is the most boring blog entry I have ever made.