…made a total mess in the kitchen.
…bought 3 pair of shoes.
…bought Footlong a Star Wars lunch box and tricked it out by attaching a bunch of miniature Star-Wars figurines to it.
…eaten Japanese food.
…stayed at a hotel with my hubby.
…eaten at IHOP.
…shopped at AJ’s, a gourmet grocery store that actually has valet parking.
…been to Costco with Father Snort.
…washed my sheets and pillowcases.
…bought 6-inch a Lightning McQueen ride on toy for his upcoming 1st birthday.
…driven in a horrible thunderstorm.
…been to Target for diapers and formula.
…plucked stray eyebrows.
…immensely enjoyed my parents being here.
…learned that my first box of food made it to Nunavut!
…made hash browns topped with applewood smoked bacon, tomatoes, green onions, over medium eggs, and a jalapeno Hollandaise sauce.
…gotten teary eyed thinking about 6-inch, my last baby, growing up.
…read my weekly cache of gossip magazines.
…decided that just because you like teal and orange doesn’t necessarily mean that you should wear them together.
…realized I need to get back to blogging.
…heard a joke: Where does a person with one leg work? IHOP. Tasteless, I know.
…gotten my feet rubbed.
…decided some people are stupid.
…opted to not wear a bra. I substituted a bikini top.
…joked about wearing a bikini top as a bra. That never happened. I know the difference between underwear and swim wear.
…welcomed my nemesis, PMS, back into my life.
…watched “Contagion” on HBO. Any movie where Gwyneth Paltrow dies a violent death about 10 minutes in makes it, in my opinion, the feel good movie of the year.
…thought about organizing a Snort cruise.
…that was a joke as well. I am not world famous and better than everyone and believe that everyone should fork over a couple grand to spend time with me.
…read Tracey Coenen’s new MckMama fraud post at Fraud Files. I love this woman. Tracey…not MckMama. Sorry you misunderstood.
…decided that since 6-inch has texture issues with food I am not going to buy or make him a birthday cake. I am going to make him a bowl of birthday pudding and plop a candle in that.
…hugged and snuggled my kids a shit ton.
…surprised Footlong with a new backpack for school. Does anyone here know what Annoying Orange is?
…decided to tell you that Footlong’s name is Garrett and 6-inch’s name is Preston.
…listened to Footlong whine and complain about his academic day camp being over and school not starting until August. “I’m so bored, Mama! I want to go to school! Is there anywhere I can go right now?” I hope he continues to love school and learning as he gets older.
…realized that 6-inch looks like me.
…missed my MWOP gals immensely.
…meant to vacuum but haven’t.
…started watching “Miami Vice” on Netflix. I lived in FL during the time the series was shot and even had an autographed picture of Don Johnson.
…had a seriously fucked up dream where I was working as a nurse and hoping no one found out I didn’t have a nursing license. It was really weird and horrible.
…bored myself and my readers to tears talking about things I have done in the last few days.