…have taken the kids to the pediatrician to ask if Xyng was right for them.
…joked about my kids needing Xyng. We went to the pediatrician because they were sick.
…got a car wash.
…have been to Costco.
…have grilled BBQ ribs. Yes, I do the grilling in our family.
…have enjoyed an iced venti nonfat Latte with an extra shot from Starbucks. And I added six Splenda.
…have taken 6-inch to the ER with croup.
…have cleaned the kitchen.
…have shaved my legs.
…have started to buy protein supplements and bariatric vitamins that I will need post-surgery.
…have bought shoes from Just Fab. With me being a new member and the sale they were having I got 3 pair of shoes for $59. Don’t judge me.
…have decided that Tiffany blue is my absolute favorite color.
…have found a website that sells replica Hermes Birkin bags. They look awesome, and that is cool because I can’t afford $20,000 for a real Birkin.
…have skyped with Mother and Father Snort, Grandmother Snort, and one of my Uncle Snorts.
…have packed up another box to send to my new friend in Nunavut. That makes 3 so far 🙂
…was surprised with a bouquet of roses by J.
…ate a Hawaiian blizzard from Dairy Queen (pineapple, bananas, coconut).
…have pulled some weeds in the front yard.
…hurt my back pulling weeds in the front yard.
…have gotten several back/shoulder rubs from J.
…have been absolutely amazed at the level of stupidity some people possess.
…have fried catfish.
…have had some seriously weird dreams. Last night I dreamed I went to Hollywood and made fat lady porn.
…been absolutely miserable in the heat. 114 degrees = no fun.
…have been wondering what to get J for his birthday.
…have been told that 6-inch needs to see a feeding therapist to evaluate his aversion to solid foods.
…have colored my hair. I’m not ready to be gray.
…have looked at some profiles on FB of people with seemingly perfect lives: cute kids, luxury car, really nice home, lots of smiley pictures.
…wondered what demons/skeletons said people were hiding. You can dress it up all you like, but no one’s life is perfect.
…poached eggs for J.
…have taken Footlong for an afterschool smoothie.
…have kissed 6-inch’s chubby cheeks to death.
…have written a post about what I have done in the last few days.