I have moved from liquids to solid proteins such as eggs, beans/peas, chicken breast, lean ground beef, fish, and lunchmeat.
I have discovered a love of scrambled eggs.
Unfortunately, I can’t eat a whole egg.
Thankfully, J finishes said egg so it won’t go to waste.
I cooked Cuban food for J and Footlong tonight.
In the past month I have bought 4 pair of shoes.
Don’t hate…..I’m such a loyal customer that I was given some store credit online, and I paid $60 for 4 pair of shoes (free shipping!).
I need a haircut.
Crystal Light and all of it’s artificial sweeteners give me diarrhea.
Whenever I eat a popsicle I have to share it with 6-inch.
6-inch has also transitioned to sleeping in his crib! (He was still in his bassinet. The boy loved to feel snug. Now he likes to stretch out.)
I am continuously amazed by how smart Footlong is and the conversations he can have.
J, bless his heart, is trying to diet along with me. He is 5’9” and started his journey at 187 lbs. He is 179 currently.
Father Snort has started a diet as well. ¡Buena suerte, Señor Presidente!
Father Snort has also decided that he wants to play Mad Libs later this week.
That’s fine by me because he is really funny.
6-inch got the walking farts tonight.
I have been going for a nice, long walk every night at sunset.
I bought all of my vitamins/supplements that I will be on for the rest of my life, and I about had a fucking heart attack.
Said vitamins and supplements cost $50/mo.
No, they aren’t covered by insurance.
My back hurts.
I am nauseated for approximately two hours every afternoon.
J goes back to work next Monday.
We tricked Footlong into eating mashed potatoes by telling him they are squished up french fries.
6-inch likes mashed potatoes too.
I miss my brother.
My best friend just had surgery on her foot. 😦
I think I may have to do another shoe post soon.
And I still have to write the Mad Libs story.
And I know MockMama has some shit to say as well.
I, for some reason, have become addicted to that Dallas Cowboys cheerleading show on CMT.
That’s all for right now.