Me: How about we get Footlong this for Christmas? It’s like the one at Chuck-E-Cheese except the dimensions are much smaller. It comes with little balls too. $36.50
J: I foresee missing balls……..
Me: GASP! Where are your balls going? I’m gonna miss ’em. 😦
J: I totally set myself up for that one, didn’t I?
Me: Heh heh heh.